Fish and Cherries Productions

Well, folks, here we are. The final movie in the Road to Genisys. After this, I’ll be reviewing Genisys itself and this time, you won’t have to wait an entire month to read it. For now, here’s the entry of the Terminator franchise that inspired a colossal “meh” from audiences worldwide.

Terminator Salvation

Getting ready to vote in one year? Well, here’s a movie that tells you what to be prepared for when the campaign ads start coming out.
Our Brand Is Crisis

Remember last year when I reviewed The Boxtrolls and said I’d get to ParaNorman the next week? Haha… yeah, apparently deadlines like that are lofty ambitions for me.

ParaNorman

And let’s not forget that it’s the last Thursday of the month. So for today’s Ronin Reads, let’s take a look at a Star Wars book that spun off from a recent TV series. A spin-off of a spin-off, if you will.

Star Wars: Dark Disciple

Who better to review the new Goosebumps movie than the guy who hasn’t read the books, seen the show, or followed any of R.L. Stine’s career? Sure, makes perfect sense.

Goosebumps

This week’s theme of horror is self-awareness and deconstruction. Hang on tight, we’re in for some good ones.

The Cabin in the Woods
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

The hour is late, yes, that’s the best time for horror.

Crimson Peak

If it’s in a word or it’s in a look… Jesus Christ, lady, don’t touch that book!

You’ll have to watch the movie to get that one.

The Babadook

Fun fact, this film’s subject was actually introduced to me very young through the song “Zombie Jamboree.” Today, my childhood has come full circle as I finally discover the story of Philippe Petit and his wire walk between the World Trade Center.

The Walk

All right, get out your polaroid cameras, sharpies, guns, and conspiracies. It’s time for Christopher Nolan!

…I’ll do a Halloween/horror movie next week, okay?

Memento

Well, I can safely say that they represented Mars quite accurately. Watching the film actually made me a bit nostalgic for the place. Maybe I’ll make a summer home there. It is, after all, technically maritime. Watch the film to understand that.

The Martian